Guy Makes Terrible F*ck Up By Grunting During A Blowjob In Front Of Parents


Well… That is one way to get her Dad to hate your fucking guts.

This guy couldn’t hold it in… He posted the extreme fuck up on Reddit:

I was dating a lovely lass, we’ll call her Amanda, for just over two months. Her family went on a yearly trip to a roller coaster theme park.  It was roughly three hours away.  They invited me along and offered to pay for everything.  Honestly it was a great time.

We left for our trip at around 2:30-3:00a.m. So we slept sitting in the back seat for most of the ride.  The park was a blast. Short lines, decent weather.  There from open to close. Afterwards we stayed the night in a Holiday Inn and left in the morning to return home.

We were riding in Amanda’s dad’s company car. It was a white 2005 Cadillac sedan.  It was roomy but still not so much as to lay down unimpeded while sharing the back seat. Amanda’s parents were in the front. Her dad was driving and she decided she was ready to nap. She put her head in my lap facing me and curled up in the rest of the bench style seat.

She rested awhile but I guess she got bored and decided to play a road trip game to pass the time.  I wasn’t aware we were going to play.  Amanda started sneakily caressing my manhood with the hand under her “snoozing” head. I responded physiologically rather soon, as teenage boys will do, and quickly outgrew my pants.

Now, of course, I was nervous. I could see her parents and was occasionally engaging in small talk. Through the rearview mirror they could check back and see my face but not much lower. Amanda was wearing a hoodie with hood up and was laying mostly still.  All of this only added to the excitement though.  The risk was a reward to my adolescent mind and I sincerely doubted any repercussions.

Anyways, my pants had seemingly shrunk and Amanda, having noticed my discomfort, took it upon herself to free me of their constraint.  Now feeling the fresh air was a relief but risk increased exponentially and so did the thrill.  Amanda must’ve felt exactly the same way.  So with thrill increased the obvious solution was to hide my exposed member in her mouth. I was not against this one bit. However I did have to bite my lip to stifle any verbal agreement to her action.

We may have been young, and maybe because I was young, but Amanda was a goddess from the lips in. Every move she made was the exact right move.  There’s something alpha and strange about seeing the back of someone’s head while exploring the back of their daughter’s head.

So there I am.  Trying to look natural in case they use the rearview mirror.  Biting my lip, eyes wide open, mostly holding my breath.  Looking natural.  There she is. Looking asleep.  Head slowly bobbing.  Wet, soft, occasional, gagging noises.  Normal sleep stuff. I’m starting to get close.  Like three minutes in.  Severe lasting power for my teenage self.

We had developed little signals for this situation.  The orgasm situation.  Not the blown near parents situation.  Worked for both thankfully.  Little double tap on her shoulder to alert her of incoming baby babies. Lucky for me she was of the habit of consuming these salty potentials. Which also was advantageous to this situation.

Here’s the fuck up.  I’m starting to climax.  Trying to summon lady gaga’s best poker face. Holding my breath and turning red. I imagine my eyes rolled up into my skull for a brief moment because everything went black. I uttered a single soft grunt. The pivotal fuck up was less than a syllable. I re-focused on the mirror to find her father quizzically looking at me.  In less than two seconds, I’m not even through my throes, I fucked this entirely enjoyable situation up. With less than a syllable.

I saw realization come across his eyes. Followed by anger. I hear a mutter of, “wtf?” I try to pull her head up just a bit. She slams back down in an attempt to contain catastrophe. However some little bit of catastrophe escaped.  A dime sized drop of milk gooey catastrophe landed just behind her hood. In plain sight of dad.

Risk or danger tend to make sexual events that much more exciting.  It makes them feel explosively more intense.  Getting caught does not feel that way.  It’s like coming to the brink of orgasm and then getting shot in the nutsack with a bb gun after the first gush.

That little dime sized bit of full confirmation meant that I had to find my own way home.  No yelling. No berating. Just, “Get out.” And I did just that.

TL;DR

I got head in the back of a car that was being driven by the girl’s parents and was caught just as I finished.

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