Man With The World’s Longest Penis Hates It Because “It Scares Women Off”


Roberto Esquivel Cabrera claims to have the world’s longest penis but he is NOT happy about it.

He claims his 18.9in member is scaring them away. He also thinks it stops him from holding down a proper job, and wants to be registered as disabled.

But despite the huge discomfort it causes him, he wants the whole world to know about it, and has called for his penis to be recognized by the Guinness Book of Records.

You don’t believe the size like most people? Well he got an X-Ray to prove it!

Doctors believe that nearly 13 inches of it are just skin. Speaking about his sorry predicament, he said: ‘Look where it is, it goes far below the knees.
H/T Metro 

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