31 NSFW Life Advice Tips people Think You Should Know

The more you know the better… And lucky for all of us the wonderful people of Reddit  came together and posted 1000s of different tips you need in your life.

I knew a guy who was raised in a church family, when he got to college his mind was blown! Not all of us are born pros like the people on Reddit.

Here are the 31 best tips that you should be using now:

1. Cold water cleans off cum better than hot.

2. If you’re not open about what you like, you’ll never get what you need.

3. Pee after sex

4. Keep your toys clean.

5. Wash your butt

6. If in doubt, get that paternity test.

7. Hydrogen peroxide makes blood vanish.

8. Pillow under the hips.

9. If you are quick on the draw, get good at oral. If she cums because of your tongue, she won’t judge too harshly that you lasted 5 minutes.

10. It’s lower than you think.

11. Lick it before you stick it.

12. If you ever wonder if you’re actually attracted to someone, or just find them sexually attractive, masturbate and then consider it.

13. For the love of god get some spit on that dick, we don’t want yo sandpaper cat tongue all up in our dickholes.

14. The quality of sex has absolutely nothing to do with duration.

15. Don’t move when I move. I move to get you to the right place.

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