Subway Jared Is Still Trying To Get Laid And Downplays His Crimes In Prison Letter

You really want to get pissed off today. Check out what this scumbag Jared is writing from jail.

Jared is still spitting game, just in jail house letters now.

The letter that In Touch managed to get ahold of is reportedly to “a woman he knew years ago, who reached out to him.”

Here is the letter:

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It is super hard to read that chicken scratch but the guys over at InTouch transcribed it for us all:

Peppering it with childish smiley faces, multiple exclamation points and uncomfortable sexual innuendo, Jared writes, “It has been a very hard nine months for me. I made a couple of mistakes but nothing like the media reports have said. They are making me into some sort of monster which is absolutely not true.”

“I’m currently appealing my prison sentence and am hoping for the best with it,” he continues, claiming he simply got caught up in someone else’s crimes. “Bottom line, my director of my foundation and friend did some bad stuff and tried to throw me under the bus with him.”

He was referring to Russell Taylor, who was sentenced to 27 years in prison.

Jared ends his letter by begging the woman to start corresponding with him over the prison email system.

“I’ve thought about you over the years but had no way of contacting you. What is your email address? I have email access from here but I have to plug your email and phone number into the computer and then you accept it and we are good from there. [The email] is monitored,” he added, “but who cares? LOL.”

His final words to his old flame before signing his name with an “xoxoxo?”
“Please write me back as soon as you get this letter!!”

Yeah Jared…. we are all LOL’ing…

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